Meet our bartenders
Jackie
Jackie is the heart and soul of the Monkey. She is a full time student, a
full time bartender, a full time manager, a full time country-western fan,
and part time massage therapist. She loves to shake shots, and her booty,
behind the bar and collects Troll dolls. Her favorite color is pink, and
she works almost all the time, but always on Tuesday and Wednesday nights.
(part of this is true)
Rene
Rene is a student at University of the Incarnate Word majoring in abberant
adult sexual behavior. She loves dogs, purple, and her brother (don't ask).
Rene is really beautiful, so don't fall for her tricks because she is
secretly evil. She is fairly new to San Antonio and is always looking for
new stuff to make her a full-fledged Texan. Any ideas? Come see her on
Saturday nights and let her know!
Sheila
Sheila is the newest addition to the Monkey staff; she moved over from the
Seagull this month. Sheila is a full-time student studying boys and outdoor
sports. She loves women with a sense of humor, and men with a sense of
timing (as in when to pay, when to leave...). She's smart and funny and
silly; ask her to tell you a joke.
Ashley
Ashley is also a full-time student majoring in microbiology at UTSA. She
loves to go out with her girlfriends, dance, drink shots of Patron, and
laughs like a loon. Ask her about her first Clarksbars Pub Crawl (just
don't expect an answer!). You can visit with Ash on
Mat
Mat (yes, it's one 't') also came over from the Seagull, but has been
filling in at Monkey (and used to work at Coco) long enough to have a
nickname (you have to ask him). He is not a student, he really doesn't do
anything except wait for 4:20 every day. He is a video game master and a
texting champion, but he doesn't like to brag. You can see Mat on Friday
and Saturday nights at the Monkey, or have lunch with him on Sunday
afternoons at the Seagull (he'll race you at raw oyster sucking).
David
David is our door man and jack of all bar trades. On top of a little Hot
Topic modeling on the side, David works at the Monkey on the weekends where
you may see him at the door, behind the bar, or talking to girls. He is a
student in the school of life.
We miss Chris already.
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